Category: Joke Board
Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or
playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to
relax a little and
take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club. The doorman
at the club spots them and says "Hey Roger! How are you tonight?" His
wife, surprised,
asks her husband if he has been here before. "No, no. He's just one of
the guys I bowl with."
They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says "Nice
to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?" His wife's eyes widen.
"You must come
here a lot!" "No, no" says Roger "I just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger
and says "Roger! A table dance as usual?" His wife, fuming, collects
her things
and storms out of the bar. Roger follows her and spots her getting into
a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him,
seething with
fury and lets Roger have it with both barrels.
At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a
bitch tonight, Roger!"